
THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST (PG-13)
Director: Ken Kwapis
Stars: Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice, Patrick Malahide, Lisa Jakub, Adam LaVorga, Heather DeLoach, Michael Lerner, Phyllis Newman
Running Time: 105 minutes.
The Nanny does The King And I? Part contemporary fairy tale with the requisite happy
ending, part culture-clash comedy, and part fish out
of water tale, The Beautician And The Beast provides
an unusual spin on the classic story of a beautiful,
head strong tutor who tames a tyrannical and aloof
father and enchants his children. Cleverly written by
Todd Graff (Used People, etc), this entertaining and
quite enjoyable film has been tailor made to suit the
talents and distinctive, nasally voiced personality of its
star, Fran Drescher, taking a brief hiatus from her
popular tv sitcom.
Drescher plays Joy Miller, a beautician from Queens,
who is mistaken for a gifted teacher after she saves
several of her hair dressing students from a fire. She
is whisked away to Slovetzia, a small Eastern
European country, where she is assigned the task of
tutoring the children of feared autocratic ruler Boris
Pochenko (Timothy Dalton). Joy begins to give both
the severe, humourless dictator and his country a
much needed and long overdue make-over, giving
Pochenko a softer, more human personality, and
opening his people up to some of the wonders of 20th
century American values. As Joy constantly reminds
him, you instil fear, but you earn respect. While her
catch phrase of "Talk to the hand" may become one
of the more quoted lines of the year, it is still not as
memorable as Jerry Maguire's "Show me the
money!"
She also helps his three children come to realise their
aims and ambitions and develop their own strength of
personality, enabling them to step out from their
father's overbearing shadow. Katrina (Lisa Jakub) is
in love with Alek, a rebel who is locked up in the
dungeons for opposing her father. Karl (Adam
LaVorgna) has artistic leanings but is afraid of his
father's reaction, while Masha (Heather DeLoach) is
plain and mousy, until she blossoms under Joy's
tutelage. Joy's efforts at turning Pochenko into a
benevolent and enlightened leader are greeted with
chilly disapproval by the country's Machiavellian
Prime Minister (Patrick Malahide, recently seen as
the shady CIA boss in The Long Kiss Goodnight,
etc).
Much of the film's comedy derives from the sight of
the bright and brassy, garishly dressed Drescher
transposed into a small European country with its
own well-established quaint customs and traditions.
The Beautician And The Beast contains many funny
moments, and the rich verbal interplay between
Drescher and Dalton is wonderfully delivered by the
two stars, who are clearly enjoying themselves here.
The character perfectly suits Drescher's screen
persona, and she positively revels in the role, while
Dalton also lightens up considerably from his usual
dour screen persona, and seems to be having fun
portraying most of the clichéd gestures and
mannerisms of a despotic Stalinesque dictator. He
also manages to make convincing the change in his
personality as he reluctantly develops a fondness for
Joy, and learns to become a more humane and
compassionate ruler. Ian McNeice (Ace Ventura:
When Nature Calls, etc) is a constant delight as
Grushinsky, Pochenko's emissary who observes the
changes in both his leader and the country with tacit
approval and he delivers some great lines in a very
droll and winning fashion.
Director Ken Kwapis (Dunston Checks In, etc) has a
feel for this style of light weight romantic comedy,
and he keeps things moving along nicely, maintaining
a jaunty and brisk pace throughout. Even audiences
who are not fans of Drescher's The Nanny should
find this admittedly slim and lightweight romantic
comedy a pleasant and entertaining enough diversion.
© 1996-97 Greg King / Used With Permission