by Mickey Day
No movies and cheeseburgers here. At CaboCasino, we invite the ladies to go gambling!
Two women come to mind immediately: The Evil Paulette, who thinks nothing of taking chips from me at the Craps table so she can go back and feed her video poker addiction, and Linda the Jackpot Babe, who has orgasms after she wins, more proof why CaboCasino is the pantyliner capital of the new world. More women come to mind, and there is plenty of ore in this vein. Tons, in fact.
You may recall that I wrote "Master Craps with Einstein," a book of 125 pages consisting of 15 chapters, each of which stands alone and describes a particular Craps play. I have depicted Einstein as an alcoholic sex maniac paired with a foil who asks him questions. Sample Chapters are "Einstein's Unified Field Theory," "Mrs. E. Likes a Hard Number," "The Upchuck," Planck's Constant," Galileo's Moving Bra," and "Don't Come, Says Mrs. Einstein."
Buy my book online, or just read a chapter.
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